The douche monster or the monster of douches.
Like a mega douche but way douchier.
It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra”
Jose aka El douche-acabra is at it again.
The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.
Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."
Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."
Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"
Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
The swampy mess where the residue of hundreds of used douches collect
'Jack is such s douche bog. You mean douche bag, no he's worse. His amount of douche makes a bog not a standard back
A word used to define someone worse than a douchebag, the contents that come out of the body after douching
He is a complete douche drizzle.
When broke guys try to make it rain in the strip club, but only throw about $3 or $4 in the air
I was at the strip club last night with Barry. He tried to make it rain, but douche drizzle was the best he could be.
The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.
Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche
Someone is considered a joke but acts like a Douche bag.
This guy is acting like a complete Douche Clown.