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A man who does not exist. It will never exist. Unless you are in a dream. So good luck to all the ladies.
Girl-Senpai: I want to marry a six foot Asian guy.
Guy: You will never find him.
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on april 10 of every year a girl need to grab a guys dick
i'm gonna grab mathews dick for national grab a guys dick day
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April 20th. Do something nice for your guy best friend today they deserve it.
Come on bro we are going out it’s national guy best friend day
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Most of the boys at VH are fairly attractive. They show it off by leading on girls and thinking they're the shit. All of the boys are not into girls, so they're presumed gay. They could care less about a gilr's moral values and personality, but reside to the size of her ass. VH guys are concieted.
Van Hoosen Middle School guys "She is soo hot! Except she is flat chested."
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Naperville North consists of a bunch of douche bags, mainly in the freshman class of 2013. You can often find these guys sitting together in a sausage fest during lunch screaming loudly and being obnoxious. All of them are fucking sick, besides a few but they end up being pricks so either way life still sucks to be a girl at Naperville North. A lot of the hot girls are single because they try and hook up with the sophmore class of 2012 who can't get any pussy, simply because the freshman guys don't even know what a vagina looks like. These guys consistently talk about "getting pussy" when they don't even talk to girls, they also talk about the office, football, and how long their pathetic dicks are. A lot of these guys also try to throw "parties" where there's supposed to be grinding but it ends up being one trashy whore grinding up on some ugly faggot on the wall alone. Both girls and guys are stuck up besides the people who smoke weed and/or dont give a fuck. Overall, the freshman guys are immature, annoying, ugly, and pathetic. I truly do feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with these guys at Naperville North.
Claire: Ew did you hear Zac screaming at lunch today?
Amanda: Yeah he's so fucking annoying just like all the other Naperville North Class of 2013 Guys.
Claire: Yeah I know, all the guys in are grade are so immature i'm just going to go hook up with a sophmore.
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Movie/TV trope
He sleeps with models or really hot chicks. He’ll change for you because you’re different.
He has Peter Pan Syndrome- and copious amounts of mysterious money he inherited or something because he doesn’t seem to have a job or work much on anything. This is so he can spend all of his time being a horn dog.
He’s supposedly irresistibly good-looking and knows it- some sort of man candy.
He’s um, off beat somehow – quirky himself, has low self esteem, hurts deep down inside, but masks it with narcissism.
He gets you out of your “shell” by getting you to throw things, role play as characters from Dirty Dancing, or play strip H-O-R-S-E (basketball) with him.
Similar to The Manic Pixie Dream Girl in that he'll get you to experience new things/lose some inhibitions, is "quirky" and also in that he is not successful professionally either. MPDG has Wendy Syndrome.
Different to The MPDG in that she hooks up with "nice guys", not just models, the superficially attractive. HWDG is sly and methodical where MPDG is coy and cutesy.
by Thuc Doan Nguyen, vetted by Rebecca Housel, PhD
Hot Whore-ish Dream Guy
Hugh Grant as Will Freeman in About a Boy
Ryan Gosling as Jacob Palmer in Crazy Stupid Love
Max Greenfield as Schmidt in New Girl (TV)
Chris Evans as Colin Shea in What’s Your Number
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Say less my guy is just there for an everyday perfect moment.
Teacher: Go to the office
Me: Say less my guy
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