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A new-age philosophy that states that farts, in and of themselves give life meaning and happiness. In other words, this is a philosophy that attaches prime importance to farts over everything else and necessitates one who follows this philosophy to fart 5 times a day to give thanks/homage to farts, as well as eat beans every day in Ramadan to please the fart Gods, on a very sound epistemological foundation that farts clear out the waste (i.e. darkness of the human experience), therefore fartism is the thing that brings light to the entire world (by eliminating all the waste/bad of the universe) answers all the questions of human existence and more, and is supported by all other philosophies/religions in the entirety of the world's history (as well as is a fundamental truth of reality whose true nature is acknowledged in some way or form by all philosophies/religions in history, whether you realize it or not or is intrinsically supported by or is woven into the very fabric of existence itself).
David just subscribed to Fartism- Version 3 yesterday. He is now a born-again fartist who has understood all things and has achieved 100% enlightenment, unlike Spongebob in that one episode where he said "I know everything now", yet that wasn't true cuz well, his brain is limited. Fartism is not limited, however, it is true and explains all of reality/is a concrete reality, whether our brains understand this or not.
Love from a gent that is always going to put you first,never on the side,never in the back,never in the middle,always first.$omeone that would go an extra mile just to put a $mile on your face.$omeone who is gonna hold you down forever.
"I need me some Gang$ter loving >3 from a gent like Olebogeng Mochine"
She is smart as hell in math and makes joke about people. she is a girl you never want to turn your back on or she will be MAD . When you have a girl named Abbey you make her feel like a good person and she will try and ignore annoying people.
Abbey :3 is smart as hell in math and makes joke about people
If your mother is gay
You are also
Mother gay means that if your mother is gay you are also gay your mother times 3
Slang in the LGBTQ+ community. Means giving a hand job.
That guy is so hot. I wouldnt mind giving him a 1-2-3 Mayweather
It was pretty good I liked the character silver and Jody or Judy what ever her bitchy name was silver hired Mike Barnes and Mike pretty much kicked his ass but Daniel won
Hey
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Did u watch karate kid 3 yet
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