parma john cheese

Nickname for John cheese meluch, a real American hero.

Parma John cheese is the type of nigga who dates girls who’re fake to expose them and beat off to their fake nudes

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swiss cheesed up

State of being; to have multiple bodily bullet-wounds, and therefore having an abundance of holes in you, thus resembling a slice of swiss cheese, which contains several holes in it.

F*** with me, and you'll get swiss cheesed up

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philly cheese steak

One of the best sub-foods in the U.S. A real Philly Steak is normally extremely greasy, it taste real good even if it may drip grease. Not like the dumbass definitions other people put. This sub, obviously, originates from Philidelphia.

I had the munchies yesterday, I munched the fuck out on a Philly Cheese Steak.

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Dick Cheese Jones

A noun used to describe a person who reeks of dick cheese. Formally created in the Thai culture, the first dick cheese jones was forged by a mystery known as daroni. You can only be born a dick cheese jones.

Also, a synonym for mags.

"Hey! It's me!" - Muhammed
"Shut the fuck up, ya dick cheese jones!" Edward

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Dirty Cheese Trick

The Dirty Cheese Trick occurs when a person hands a coupon (painted with liquid cheese on the back) to a store clerk, and the store clerk gets nasty cheese on his/her hand.

Specifically, the dirty cheese trick is accomplished by taking a cookie coupon at the restaurant Fuddruckers, and painting the back of it with Fuddruckers' Jalapeno Cheese, and then handing the cookie coupon to the bakery attendant front side up. The unsuspecting bakery attendant will grab the coupon and get Fuddruckers Jalapeno cheese on her hand. Voila!

cheese grater experience

when a person gives someone a blowjob using their teeth.

Guy 1: How was last night?

Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.

Put some cheese on it

When men pontificate their preference of sizzling intercourse whilst groping, savagely, the Clamburger, nothing satisfies better than when the feeling of thick phat cheese splooges, smothering her Punani.

Debbie kept begging for it so Herbert finally put some cheese on it. It took 2 days to clean up afterwards.