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Using a slightly over eager finger that carelessly breaks through the toilet paper whilst wiping one arse
All the nosh is hand prepared, which is nice, but I forgot to mention, he is a shit roll invader!
Pretending to be inconvenienced by being overpriveleged
Flying private is such a bother (fake eye roll)
My Rolex collection is so last week (fake eye roll)
Looking after my investment portfolio is so stressful (fake eye roll)
Being a weatlty beautiful toned blonde isn’t all it’s cracked up to be (Uber fake eye roll)
Whenever Someone has a DIRTY ZANE ( go look it up) fucks someone in the neck wrinkles and neck rolls.
Man: “I was looking at the back of Ethans head the other day, and man does he have some dirty neck rolls.”
Woman: “You were probably the one who gave it to him.”
An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.
Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*
When you throw up in every hole on the golf course.
Person 1: Hey man, you feeling up to play today?
Person 2: No but I’m ready to plobster roll.
Person 1: A true American hero, I’ll bring a Bop-It.
The tasty deliciousness that is the southwestern egg roll. Corn, peppers, black beans, spinach, chicken, and cheese, all wrapped up in a deep fried tortilla. Delish!
GIVE ME THEM SWEGG ROLLS!
Rolling out the white carpet is the act of covering a toilet seat in toilet tissue to prevent contact between the buttocks and the seat. Often a done thing in dirty / public toilets.
Four separate strips of paper are torn from the roll and placed on the seat to form a square shape covering the entirety of the seat.
Dude i ended up rolling out the white carpet, fuck catching the clap from some hobo