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douche pig

a metal head not currently being metal, some one who is not currently being metal. insult.

dude my friend became such a douche pig when he went to that nightwish concert
nightwish = unmetal

by deadlykitty August 28, 2006


der douche meister

The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.

Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.

by speedshift September 17, 2014


Douche powow

When a 3-11 douchebags are in the same room, it becomes a douche powow. Also applies to dickhead bosses.

Dude, wheres our boss?

He's in a douche powow with the owner and several higher ups

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu February 14, 2011


douche powow

A meeting with 3-12 bosses who are lazy and are douchbags

Where's our boss?

He is with the president and other higher ups in a Douche powow

by keith1234567890wryyrueueu February 20, 2011


JJ Douche

a guy who is a bum

yo did u see jj douche he’s a such a bum

by yungbaddie March 12, 2021


internet douche

When a normally cool, or at least tolerable person becomes a total douchebag over texts or on the Internet, and denies it.

"Jesus, did you see the group chat last night?"
"Yeah, Brittany was being a total Internet douche, that must of been pretty shitty for you."

by ThisIsAnAlias November 26, 2014


Douche-slap

A slap exclusively for douche bags.

that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!

by zaido May 19, 2011