the meme you see on almost every youtube video
in other words,
a reporter asked Russell Westbrook a question about his basketball match against the Jazz team and Russell Westbrook responded with "what?! bro what are you talking about man?"
Reporter: "Russell, did you guys lose this game or did the Jazz win this one?"
Russell: "what, bro what are you talking about man" (w/o punctuation)
"bro, I'm out man. yall trippin"
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the line that you say to someone you do not know or barely know in response to them calling you bro. They may think they are cool or are chill and call you a bro. However, by saying don't bro me if you do not know me, you are telling them that he is in fact not a bro and does not have the right to call you a bro. One must understand what a bro is in order to say the line.
Stranger: What up bro?
You: Dude who are you? C'mon man seriously how dare you! Don't bro me if you don't know me.
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What you say when someone makes a lame attempt at a joke.
Random:Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke...He won the No Bell Prize
Everyone-Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing.
Everyone:DAM BRO YOU HOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING.
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daddy im stuck in the dryer i need to cum
oh ya daddy harder step bro i'm stuck help me daddy
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showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.
emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(
hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich
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October 4th is National Bro Friend Day! If your sus with the homies this is the perfect day for you! Make sure to post ur homies. And donβt forget to be as sus as possible.
Happy October 4th National Bro Friend day!
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1) If your a little bitch, what you scream when resisting arrest.
2) A response to a friend who is clearly bullshiting you.
1) Andrew Meyer, a little bitch, yelled "Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!" when the FPD tased the shit out of him.
2)"Hey, I just got to level 64 on WoW!"
"Don't tase me, bro. Yesterday you where at 13."
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