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The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.
Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."
Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."
Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"
Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"
The swampy mess where the residue of hundreds of used douches collect
'Jack is such s douche bog. You mean douche bag, no he's worse. His amount of douche makes a bog not a standard back
The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.
Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche
Someone is considered a joke but acts like a Douche bag.
This guy is acting like a complete Douche Clown.
One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.
Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."
The gunk that comes out after a girl douches
I ate that douche cream with a spoon after she douched last night
A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.
Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter