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When the dog takes a dump - AKA - Launch a sewer pickle
Female - Honey, did you let the dog out?
Male - Yeah, he just tossed a log to the lawn Gods.
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Likes nothing more than good shoes. Seriously. GOOD. SHOES. Get the best shoes and he'll nail you.
May I purchase those shoes, please?
CTG - NO, GET GOOD SHOES. G-O-O-D-S-H-O-E-S!
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something you say to somebody when you don't really give a shit about their story. this is a phrase usually used when somebody else won't shut the fuck up about something you don't give a fuck about. you usually let them talk for a little while but when they get to the point of being annoying, that's when you tell them, "Say I swear to God." In short, it's just another way to let somebody else know you don't care. When you tell them to say "I swear to God," they usually get the message right away after saying "I swear to God," and shortly afterwards realizing that it means you don't care.
Melissa: Cancun was so awesome! We were at the bar every night! We met totally hot guys! One night we all danced on the bar after we did like, 20 jelly shots apiece! And then Jill made out with some guy who was like, 35 years old! We were all dying laughing! It was so funny!
Me: No way! Say I swear to God! (in a cocky ass, sarcastic manner)
Melissa: I swear to God! (realizing you don't care)
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i could fuck johnny all day if that is possible.....just looking at him makes me horny ;)hes got a nice ass may i add....very sexy. i love him
if johnny walked into my room....right now....i would run up to him and caress him....i would caress him all day and all night....and u kno what that means
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Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!
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A phrase coined by Channel 2 anchorman Frank Vitchard when his left arm was sliced off at the San Diego zoo.
"This is getting to be re-god damn-diculous!"
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One who plays guitar like a god and has had at least at one point in time in their life a feux-hawk.
Feux-hawk guitar god =Will Owen-Gage
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