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Mexican Fireman

A sex-move inspired by the Suicide Squad (film) character El Diablo, wherein the participant refuses to "shoot their fire" until another participant says something really mean to them.

"She was like, give it to me baby, and I was like, no I'm doing a Mexican Fireman, and she was like, you fucking disappointment this is why your dad left when you were four, and I totally shot my fire."

by yeti_detective August 11, 2016


Mexican Hogwater

When you chug half a bottle of tequila then piss in it filling it back up. Then you give the bottle to your disliked aquantence. They are then drinking Mexican hogwater.

Brian always drinks all my liquor so Igave Brian's ass some Mexican Hogwater last night. He never noticed something was wrong with the bottle.

by Chongolot 69 November 15, 2021


Rent-a-Mexican Store

Any Home Depot Store on any given weekend day. You can go there and you will see numerous undocumented individuals ready to be hired to do any chore or task that you need.

Today I went to the rent-a-mexican store to get help with the new kitchen counters.

by nastyshitter December 14, 2023


Mexican blindfold (Zoro)

Wrapping your ball skin over someone’s eyes.

Mike: How was your night last night?
Joey: great I have a girl the Mexican blindfold (Zoro) and she couldn’t see shit!

by Dirrtylarry February 11, 2023


Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab

A pedophile that lurks in the deepest nether regions of mud puddles. He also very much enjoys to give the good succ to little children still on the clock. Faps to large amounts of loli porn. We love him though because we lack real friends.

Person 1: What's that crusty penis in that elementary school yard mud puddle?
Person 2: That's Horhay The Mexican Mudcrab.

by Girl with a dick June 23, 2018


Florida Mexicans

A retarded individual that will grant you free food at Wendy’s if you say that’s your name.

A kid got lots of free food from a Florida Mexicans after saying his name was Axel.

by Charliebegg69 June 15, 2022


New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.

*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.

by bobby12636162552 November 5, 2022