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Person 1: bruh fuck off
Person 2: ur mom gay kid stfu
Person 1: *cries in the corner*
When a popular kid hits you with a harsh ass insult about yo mom. So you pump the prick with a part 2 joke burning his gay ass 500 dollar Supreme Sweatshirt right off his man tits.
Brett: Boi why you tryna start fights with me yo moms ass probably sucks people off to provide for you.
You: Your mom part 2 faggot.
Brett: *does the juice world*
"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.
Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"
Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."
Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""
Or
Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care
Thank your mom for me I wanna be like you like you
I love my mom :)
Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s mom aka Ahmed Khan Sherwani’ mother is a very famous person. Especially in Lahore, She is know as the whore of the town.. The most famous prostitute. People also say she is the most beautiful women they had ever seen. She gets pain 200,000 rs per night and is mostly found in DHA phase 5 roaming.
Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s mom is coming at our house tonight, so prepare the bed.
A euphemism for having sexual relations with somebodies' mother. Comes from "Cranking nineties" a term used in the game Fortnite.
"Alright, see you tomorrow."
"Bye, I'll be cranking nineties on your mom all night."
meaning feed yo baby through the boobs
yo mom need milk
what ?
feed yo baby