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The Tuck Rule

The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.

Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!

by the super penis man March 18, 2024


Rule 410

Rule 410 of the Internet: If it exists, there's Gen Alpha brainrot of it.

Jim: Aw man, there's Gen Alpha brainrot of (insert popular animation/game)
Bob: Rule 410 strikes again.

by LittlePurrKitten2009 May 19, 2024


Rule 410

Rule 410 of the internet: If it exists, there's Gen Alpha brainrot of it. No exceptions.

Jim: Aw man, they made Gen Alpha brainrot of (insert popular game/webseries)
Bob: Rule 410, man.

by LittlePurrKitten2009 May 20, 2024


Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.

Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.

by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019


Three Giggle Rule

3 giggles make em jiggle

A theory that outlines a strategy to attract females for mating. If you can make a woman giggle, (not a laugh, it has to be the cute kind of shit that girls do. You know what I mean) three times in one sitting, then you have a high chance of experiencing sexual encounters with her

“Remember that girl from the party last night that thought I was so funny? We banged.”
“Damn really, it was that easy?”
“Yeah bro, three giggle rule. After the first two I knew it was a wrap.”

by Lawenforcement November 24, 2023


bella rules

A person who is amazing at everything except for losing

Him: Your good at that
Her: Yeah I'm like a Bella Rules

by FoodLover22 June 15, 2020


First Rule of Peacocking

The first rule of peacocking is : don't tell the audience what it already knows.

This 'rule' refers to a maxim in social science literature that a person/thing trying to show status should not be repetitive / redundant and give the audience what they already know would happen.

John just violated the First Rule of Peacocking when giving his acceptance speech! he acted like no one knew why they were all there when he told them again about his achievements.

by Human Peacocking June 11, 2023