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1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.
When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."
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Ebonics for: They are stealing our jobs.
A sentiment used by lower class African Americans, against various hard-working minority groups, who are statistically of higher social-economic welfare
Tyrone: You heard - that new manager an Asian motherfucka
Marquis: ahh shit! they stealin' our jobs !!
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When a southerner gives a fried chicken wing a blowjob.
Kids don't look! That guy is giving a Kentucky Rim Job
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When you give oral pleasure after eating ice cream leaving your mouth ice cold and sugary
"So my girlfriend gave me an ice cream job the other day. My dick was frozen for weeks!
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Hand job with bacon grease
She thought his coaching skills were amazing and gave him a Tecumseh blow job to show her gratitude.
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Like a normal rim job but with a gummy peach ring around asshole.
My girl wanted me to eat her ass. I told I would only if I could give her a Georgia rim job.
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When you put hot sauce (salsa) around your dick and a girl wearing a sombrero sucks it
Dude! I got a Mexican blow job last night! I still haven't recovered!
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