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Inspired by drunk-dialing, red-eye dialing involves deliriously calling someone from your cell phone at the airport because you're exhausted and/or bored while waiting for your 12am flight. Red-eye dialing is typically accompanied by a complete disregard for the call recipient's time zone.
"It's 3am in NY right now...let's red-eye dial Rick from the airport in Vegas."
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After butt fucking someone, you splooge in their eye, immediately giving them pink eye.
"I would totally pink eye jones that bitch."
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A person whom through hardship, continual failure, and struggle, losses a part of themselves in the process.
Growing up and constantly moving from place to place every year or semi annually. Bryan Callen had to leave friends and family pets behind.
Bryan Callen had to develop a very thick skin, which is akin to his now developed character and trademark phrase of being. DEAD BEHIND THE EYES
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The act of showing someone your anus while rolling on the ground.
"dude I totally just gave him the rolling brown eye!"
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A phrase coined by environmentalist when they try to persuade children not to dump litter on their hilly nature reserve. Originated from the horror story by Wes Craven called 'The Hills Have Eyes'. Environmentalists use this phrase in reference to the flesh-eating mutants in the book so that the children are too scared to dump litter because they live in fear of the mutants seeing it and going after them to eat them.
Environmentalist: Now, children, don't you go dumping any of your litter in our lovely hills because the hills have eyes - eyes to watch you! Those eyes belong to flesh-eating mutants!
Children: Aaaaah!
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a song by American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson. Known for its Avril Lavigne-meets-Papa Roach pop/alternative metal sound, it is quite darker than what we are used to hearing from her. Dissed mainly by people who either (1) say it's meaningless pop music, or (2) are skeptical because of some of its phrases that they think Kelly shouldn't be saying because she's a teen pop singer (I was one of the latter).
To the person who dissed "Behind These Hazel Eyes" in the Kelly Clarkson definition, you forgot to add some of these lyrics to diss. "Seems like just yesterday, you were a part of me" and "No, I don't cry on the outside ANYMORE!" were just as meaningless as the other lyrics you posted there. Besides, the latter lyric is really unnecessary. No one cares except for people that know her that she doesn't cry on the outside anymore.
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when your eyes get blood shot from playing too much guitar hero. you don't have time to blink when the notes are going so fast!
-woah!!! are you stoned? your eyes are so blood shot.
-nope! i just played way too much guitar hero today thats all, so now i have guitar hero eyes.
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