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Be careful near Johnny. He gave me a Mexican Shampoo in the showers last week.
A nickname or slang for Marijuana, Pot, Weed,
1.What do you grow in your garden?
2.I grow Mexican tomatos
Using the waistband of one's pants in lieu of a holster to carry a handgun. Also referred to as "junk carry."
That jackass spent how much on a gun and skimped on a $15 holster? He's gonna blow his junk off using a Mexican Holster.
Some extremely crazy or weird shit
My dad got involved in some Mexican Jedi shit after his phone became useless and he was looking for some ways to fix it
On every day of the week a dick pic must be sent to a Mexican
On march 3rd National Send A Mexican A Dick Pic Day was celebrated , everyone loved it!
That shit type of haircut you are forced to get for 15 dollars at a barber and end up getting a fuck ton of that chemical that gives you a lot of acne and shit . It is especially awful if you get it before a first day of school because then everyone would be telling you how you be built like a coconut and then at the end of day your parents to go you and say, "at more a mi presosio bebe". FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
Billy: *gets a Mexican haircut*
Barber: "do you like how you look?" while handing over the dollar store mirror
Billy: "yes", *even though he hates it but can't say that because of the amount of anxiety and lack of social interaction he has*
Typically an 80's-90's era Toyota pickup driven by a Hispanic male, piled high with random appliances, towing another similar era Toyota pickup also piled with seemingly random appliances, bicycles, and other items. "IN TOW" is spelled out on the tailgate in duct tape.
These travel in caravans of 3, at a slow speed of 55 mph, usually headed from California to El Paso on I-10, before crossing into Mexico; hence the similarity to the Mayflower voyage.
"Break-1-9, we've got a Mexican Mayflower heading South just past Sacaton."