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Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs

phrase. By the time you hear this, you have already had a compliment on your "pertty mouth" from some country bumpkin. Now he's done made you pull your pants down, and you're about to squeal your little heart out.

You: Hey, you ain't got no teeth, so no dental records, and yo mama is yo sista and yo aunt and yo grandmama! Just like all of 'em! How can they tell you apart from the rest of them country bumpkins???

Billy Bob Joe Brown: That's a pertty mouth on you, boy...

You: What's that supposed to mean?

Billy Bob Joe Brown: *points gun* Drop them britches, son.

You: Um um um ok...

Billy Bob Joe Brown: Imma make you squeal like one o' my pigs!

You: What's tha- WRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

by Simian Infernus August 20, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


G U N D O M T A N A K A

a character from danganronpa the term g u n d o m t a n a k a means something

person 1;

G U N D O M T A N A K A
person 2:
are you very happy?

by iamacacia November 12, 2020


god damnit you mother fucker die!!! >:o AHHHHH

what i say to ppl that suck sooooooo much!!! GOD DAMNIT" you think when you see them...

"GOD DAMNIT YOU MOTHER FUCKER DIE!!! >:o AHHHHH"

by johnny_joey_sucks April 10, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


S p a c e d w o r d s

W h e n y o u s p a c e o u t l e t t e r s t o m a k e i t f u n n y

Xavier: imagine being g a y
Matt: L m a o I m a g i n e
mmmm s p a c e d w o r d s

by Xman_Slayer February 20, 2020

30๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


C O M P R E S S E D

When a girl who is short is thicc in all the right places

Damn BOI, SHE HELLA C O M P R E S S E D

by Tony sandbags January 3, 2019

57๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


D-B-Y-M-O-S-E

- Dont blame your misery on someone else.

You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.

A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.

"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"

"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."

You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.

by thankgodforuswillyou June 10, 2010

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


g u y a n d o๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Š

โ€œg u y a n d o๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Šโ€
Someone you have romantic feelings for, a crush.

โ€œYo! That girl is my g u y a n d o๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Š.โ€

โ€œSick!โ€

by hdjdhdhdhxhxhd July 31, 2021

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž