sexual miss p

The most sexual female ever to grace the Lancashire town of Darwen. A woman so sexual she makes any rainy day turn to summertime. Although if you get on the wrong side of her she will sack you in the nads at a hundred meters with one of her furry slippers 🥿

The most sexual Miss P has quicker shot gun slippers than yer gran in a motorbike at Brands hatch

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so uh... you did a complicated pattern on your keyboard which is hard the first time you do it. nice, however this pattern includes symbols so we are exucuting you on july 12 2030.

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no.

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when you are really bored and type random keys

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high p

The letter p substitutes for the word possibility, so therefore a 'high p' is a high possibility.

Lad 1: Lad are you going out tonight?
Lad 2: Yeah high p

P slayer

Pussy slayer

P slayer back in the day

Niamh P

Niamh P, she is a stunning intelligent girl but..... she has other sides to her. She can be very very intimidating at times especially when she has had a drink. She is the life of the party though. If there is a party she will be there, even if she doesn’t know where she is and who’s house she is at, if there is either vodka or beer she is there. Niamh P can be very secretive at sometimes, there are things she hasn’t told people even her closest friends. They could be thing like secret lovers that know one knows about. Wonder why she is turning boys down... SECRET LOVER!!!! I’m surprise she hasn’t told you yet. She isn’t the best secret keeper but she is good at keeping other people’s secrets just not her own.

Boys 1: Did you see Niamh P last night, she was smacked.

Boys 2: Yeah, good job her mate took her home then

Boy 1: Mate I don’t think you realised, she went home with a boys, I doubt he is just a mate...

Logan's p. Birthday

say happy birthday to a Logan

WOW Logan's p. Birthday
Nicole:"What day is it today?"
Diego:" Logan p. Birthday!"
Everyone:" HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOGAN!"