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"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.
Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"
Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."
Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""
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Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care
Thank your mom for me I wanna be like you like you
I love my mom :)
Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s mom aka Ahmed Khan Sherwani’ mother is a very famous person. Especially in Lahore, She is know as the whore of the town.. The most famous prostitute. People also say she is the most beautiful women they had ever seen. She gets pain 200,000 rs per night and is mostly found in DHA phase 5 roaming.
Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s mom is coming at our house tonight, so prepare the bed.
A euphemism for having sexual relations with somebodies' mother. Comes from "Cranking nineties" a term used in the game Fortnite.
"Alright, see you tomorrow."
"Bye, I'll be cranking nineties on your mom all night."
jack: last night I humped your mom
mike: igaf
jack: suck my dick and eat my balls you fat nigger
A single mother coupon code is when a single mother uses her status as an unwed/uncoupled parent to try and achieve reduced prices for items and/or services. Typically seen on online marketplaces such as Craigslist and Facebook Marketplace, the method is used in an attempt to subvert ones sympathies for financial gain. However, it usually just ends up coming off as pathetic and cringeworthy.
Look at this chick bothering me on Facebook, trying to push a Single Mom Coupon Code off on me.
*500 Dollar PS5 for sale on Marketplace for sale for $420*
Single Mom: "Would you take $150 for it"
Upstanding Citizen: "No, its open box and never been used"
Single Mom: "It's my son's birthday tomorrow"
Single Mom: "How about $160??"
Single Mom: "You ruined Christmas"
Single Mom: "I hope you're proud of yourself"
A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima
OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE