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your mom part 2

When a popular kid hits you with a harsh ass insult about yo mom. So you pump the prick with a part 2 joke burning his gay ass 500 dollar Supreme Sweatshirt right off his man tits.

Brett: Boi why you tryna start fights with me yo moms ass probably sucks people off to provide for you.
You: Your mom part 2 faggot.
Brett: *does the juice world*

by KennedyIsTheMostOpenMindedPres December 19, 2019


I humped your mom

a guy who fucks your mom

jack: last night I humped your mom
mike: igaf

jack: suck my dick and eat my balls you fat nigger

by timmy the fat nigger February 09, 2022


Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Mom

Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s mom aka Ahmed Khan Sherwani’ mother is a very famous person. Especially in Lahore, She is know as the whore of the town.. The most famous prostitute. People also say she is the most beautiful women they had ever seen. She gets pain 200,000 rs per night and is mostly found in DHA phase 5 roaming.

Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s mom is coming at our house tonight, so prepare the bed.

by AbdullahAliHakeemSheikhGujjar February 28, 2022


Cranking nineties on your mom

A euphemism for having sexual relations with somebodies' mother. Comes from "Cranking nineties" a term used in the game Fortnite.

"Alright, see you tomorrow."

"Bye, I'll be cranking nineties on your mom all night."

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 08, 2022


Is Urban Dictionary my mom?

"Is Urban Dictionary my mom?" Is asked when someone is a troll, or when dictionaries look for their long-lost mother from their DNA Tests. The less common reason why this is searched is from when a parent tells their child Urban Dictionary is their mom. The answer to this question is no, Urban Dictionary is sadly, not your mom.

Kid: "Mom are you really my real mother?"

Kid's Mother: "No son, Urban Dictionary is."

Kid: "Okay ill ask Google, "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?""

Or

Sad Troll: "I'm going to ask the internet "Is Urban Dictionary my mom?", I'm going to troll Google!" *Note: Google doesn't actually care

by FelledJudge January 10, 2022


I love my mom

Thank your mom for me I wanna be like you like you

I love my mom :)

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 02, 2022


your mom hates youh

it means u suck get a life.
live under a bridge

Carl : "Dude your mom hates youh"
Beck : " I'll pack my bags I am going to live under a bridge"

by why, no, stop it February 19, 2019