A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.
Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.
Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.
Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.
The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.
piss tingle is a satisfying shiver you get when you hold in pee. piss tingle is also know as pee shiver. The piss tingle is caused by the shiver is a result of the autonomic nervous system getting its signals mixed up between its two main divisions: The sympathetic nervous system (SNS), which controls bladder function, preventing urination.
Ive been holding my piss so long, the piss tingle is happening more often
a feeling like you are just adout to piss but cant. Typically after sex.
I busted a nut and like 2 minutes later I had a Phantom piss
The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.
“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”
Something JayMay says before “Kill you” but after “You hate to see it” usually on WhatsApp after several cocktails at Port Au Pussy
That feeling you get when you just really want to lather yourself in someone else's urine.
Wow you just got Pissed on Payne