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Dumb piece of poop

its for dumb people who is a piece of shit and doesnt care about life and didnt touch grass and be on the internet everyday like its vr for him

yo look at that Dumb piece of poop who doesnt go outside

by PumpkinGuy April 20, 2022


Just took a poop

Post poop, one must always scream with the immensity of their lungs that they have just taken a poop. This is so that the general public is aware of their poop. Warning of the poop is mandatory, as manners and respect for others is taken into account while pooping. This is especially true in public bathrooms, where the poop is usually met with a round of applause after being announced. This is a law of the number 2 and should always be exercised no matter the colour, girth, length, or breathlessness of the poop.

Markus: *takes a poop*

Mason: *sitting in stall beside him*
Markus: "I JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Mason: "HE JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Entourage: *round of applause*
Mayor: "Thank you for your service!"

by Goattedburdie November 13, 2019


National poop day

The best day of the year-go outside and poop, or just die, your choice.

Friend: Let’s go poop!
You: Why?
Friend: Are you dumb? It’s national poop day!

by Poopday July 11, 2021


potter's wheel poop

A Poop so much like clay you could throw a pot with it.

Just had a potter's wheel poop. Would have made a nice planter!

by Laughology September 11, 2014


Technological poop explosion

When shit hits the fan and all your tech breaks and keeps breaking

"The day in general has kinda been like a Technological poop explosion" - Projekt Melody

by Nekosuki72 April 7, 2021


just a little poop

Big enormous stinky fart/ shit.. made out to smell like roses.

What! It's just a little poop!

by TCP December 20, 2016


Marron Poop Chute

When your fiending for a marron poop chute

John's feinding for an "marron poop chute"

by The marron poop chuter June 5, 2022