the sexual act where the male proceeds to perform cunnilingus on a female partner who happens to have a severe case of Gonorrhea and Pubic Lice.
Joe met Jane at the bar that night, and proceeded to take her home to have a Jersey Crab Cake.
When a rice cake is burnt on the toaster caused by a fire.
The burnt rice cakes went on fire on the toaster.
Where you throw dust into her ass then eat it.
Bro I gave this girl the Dusty Crab Cake
A dumb cake is a person who is extraordinarily dumb and quite possibly blind as the fuckin coronavirus bat. The person is considered a weakling but is delusional that he/she is a queen.
Sainyam : You're a dumb cake
Bani : I am! please don't tell anyone
Use to refer to a person with swamp ass or a visible wet spot on their ass (cake). Based on the song Used to refer to an eccentric person or idea. A reference to the song "MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer.
Greg: sees a person with swamp ass Someone left the cake out in the rain.
An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.
Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.