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One who pounds on keyboards with hammer fingers in a douchey way and drives a new mustang very slowly. These specific douches enter the supreme douche pizza arena once they combine the natural douchieness of a douche with added antics, like gloating about finances, warming one's hands as if in genuflection, or smiling at awkward moments. *Note: These supreme douche pizzas typically have prominent dimpled cheeks when they grin.
Pete: "I'm unsure about mike, he seems a little cocky."
Charles: "Yes, I hear you, I think he may be a supreme douche pizza."
The gunk that comes out after a girl douches
I ate that douche cream with a spoon after she douched last night
A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.
Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter
The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus
I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
a person under the age of eleven or shorter than five foot four that is a complete douche.
my ten year old brother is a douche skippy
Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.
You're such a douche wiener.
Someone who is a douche, but thinks they're not so they try to fight you. They're always tryna start fights because they're a douche.
"That douche is tryna get at me 'cause I called him a douche." "Yea thats 'cause he's a combative douche"