douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.
"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"
Karen was being a dick douche canoe and driving in the left lane.
A photo of a reflection, of a shirtless male, posted on the internet with the intention on showing off his muscles
your friend posted a picture on facebook. he took a douche shot. lame.
The nugget of built up nasty stuff that comes out when a woman who doesn't take care of herself, is part rotting inside, and may have std's when she douches.
I was gonna do that girl that I went home with from the club, but when I used her bathroom, her toilet had douche nuggets in it.
a word that Ian Hecox made back in like 2012 in a Lunchtime With Smosh vid
guy: hey i think you’re gay
guy 2: well screw you you’re a douche nugget
The yellowish chunk stuck to the end of a dirty douche bag.
Alex: this dude is such a disgusting narcissist who needs braces and plastic surgery, he looks like he could've been casted for the monsters in the hills have eyes!
Olivia: You mean a douche nugget? Are you talking about Kevin Barta?!
A vile and disgusting object, of which no one wants to associate themselves with.
Related to 'la douche nugget', the gunk found in the plug hole of a french shower.
"Becky, why does he think its cool to wear snapback and shades all the time?"
"It's simple, its because he his a douche nugget"
"That chav thinks it's funny to knock over his neighbor's bins... in reality he is just a douche nugget"