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a sexual act between 2 people in which the man shits in the other persons mouth and they smush it in their mouth and spits it on his cock
Person 1: hey man did u hear jack and his girl did a chocolate smush?
Person 2: yeah man we should try that tonight
A meme on the internet where someone has chocolate and the other person says YOUR CHOCOLATE TASTES LIKE CACA
Yo, look at this chocolate I have
Me: your chocolate tastes like caca
When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected
Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?
Deluxe pizz and chocolate combo (verb, noun)-When after a long day of work and not going to the bathroom, you arrive at home to your girlfriend, who is obviously horny, since you have been at work all day. She wants to immediately fuck, but you explain that you desperately have to go to the bathroom after a long day or work. She does not care, and forces you to do it with her anyway. Because you did not go to the bathroom, when you inevitably jizz into her mouth, you simultaneously and uncontrollably piss directly into her mouth as well, creating pizz. She screams at you and tells you to go to the bathroom while she tries to strand up to wash the pizz out of her mouth. When you stand up, you feel a heavy gurgling in your stomach, and proceed to let out the nastiest, wettest, smelliest, earth-shattering, most creamy chocolate fudge explosive diarrhea all over her face, adding your own special chocolate to the pizz that was already in her mouth. As she lies on the floor screaming as pizz and diarrhea run down her face and into her throat, you fortnite dance over her body as the police arrive to take you away to the insane asylum
Verb: I totally did the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 to your mom last night.
Noun: Your mom loved the deluxe pizz and chocolate combo 3000 that I gave her last night.
When you just finished pooping but there is no toilet paper so you go back and fourth between wiping with your hand and washing your hands.
There was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do a chocolate fire drill
A delicious desert or a treat, that is basically a lot of melted chocolate chips on a warm pancake and is folded. so it looks like a taco.
Haha! Chocolate Taco go BRRRRRRRRRRR
Last night, Shelley and I had some Chocolate Dickens.