mexican pinkeye

When you come back on a business trip from Mexico and wake up with a left swollen eye and have no idea how it happened.

I don't know if my employee should travel to our Business Headquarters for internal meetings. I woke up with Mexican pinkeye this weekend and look foolish.

Mexican Burn Barrel

The act of putting hot sauce on your dick and inserting it in to a females Anus.

Suzy was asking for a Mexican Burn Barrel because her ass is on fire.

Mexican egg

the mexican egg is a fruit also known as avocado

She whipped up a Mexican egg and made guacamole

Mexican puzzle

Ripping up a newspaper or other pieces of paper and making someone put the pieces back together.

Son:"dad im bored."
Dad:*rips up newspaper*
"Here's a Mexican puzzle, put it together."

Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.

So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

Mexican shovel

The act of fisting someone so hard that they need a shovel to get their hand out

Damn he did that Mexican shovel last night

Mexican mud mask

When you shit on your partner’s face and cover and rub it in like a traditional face mask.

I gave Tracy a Mexican mud mask and she thinks it’s making her skin better