Rule 2

You do not talk about Rule 1.

Person 1: Hey do you wann know what Rule 1 is?
Person 2: Sure.
Person 3: WOAH WOAH WOAH... Rule 2...
Person 1: Oh yeah sorry I forgot.

Rule 2

Discreet method of letting someone know not to be a dickhead.

Gerald: Yo, why her lips look like a batty hole
Honest Northern Man: Rule 2 mate, that’s my girl

Rule 2

As her boy friend u have every right to annoy her and say sorry especially when she’s mad

According to rule 2 i can do this

Rule 2

Rule #2: Your bass player is a useless cunt.

I can't really think of any way to use Rule 2 in a sentence, I'm sorry.

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

Sock rule

The sock rule IS NOT REAL. You are gay if you do something gay. Just because you are wearing some comfy socks doesn't mean that you can't do anything gay!

Dillon: I just railed a dude.
Corey: Wait but isn't that gay tho?
Dillon: Nah man it's ok because I had socks on.
Corey: Bro stfu the socks rule isn't real.
Dillon: But the sock rule says that you can't be gay if you have socks on.
Corey: Fake news.

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The Lee Rule

To take the first parking space one runs across in a lot, instead of circling to find the closest one to an entrance. First uttered in 1991

Man screw this I’m not a fat fuck, I’m invoking The Lee Rule. We can save 5 minutes, by walking an extra 50 feet to get inside the store.