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National slap ass day

December 17th is the day you can slap anybody's ass without them getting mad for girls and BOYS.

You*Slaps yo friends ass
Your friend*wtf
You*Sorry its national slap ass day

by And I opp sksk December 17, 2019


National slap ass day

On the 25th September any boy/girl can slap each others ass.

Boy slaps girls ass.

Girl “wtf is wrong with you…. Fucking perv”
Boy “it’s the 25th September dumbass it’s national slap ass day
Girl slaps boys ass and bites lip

by Anonymous19393838 September 25, 2022


National slap ass day

You get to slap a freinds ass without getting in trouble

Hey josie guess what its national slap ass day

by Hahabsjs sjdd October 24, 2019


Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.

They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!

by Angggellla June 4, 2017


half slap

when you slap or get slapped by a person or dwarf owning a hands of a baby

Cody: I will slap you with these baby hands
Cliff: You mean half slap dontcha?

by bamdalam September 16, 2011


Half slap

A shot performed in the sport of hockey where you take a slap shot, but only winding up a small amount. Great for getting off a quick, hard shot from the slot.

That kid has a sick half slap. You don't even know when it's coming because his back swing is so subtle.

by SeeEss October 29, 2012


Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.

“Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”

by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018