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One who amongst your circle of friends is commonly known as a lesser person, often humorously scorned in passing, yet not worthy of lengthy thought.
"Oh look everyone it's Alex Trebek. Hey Alex, ya beef witted apple john! What's the difference between you and a bird with a cold? One's a sick duck...anyways I don't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore."
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A social hierarchy ruled by kids compensating for their own deep insecurities by putting others down. It could be anything from your clothes to your sexuality to the TV shows you watch. Have fun, you're stuck there for 3 years!
"I survived John Jay Middle School."
"How'd you do it?"
"All I had to do was give up my individuality."
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A wide scale malicious compliance protest
Several reddit subs have been going full John Oliver to protest unpopular site changes.
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The nickname given to a black person who has a very, VERY large dick.
Daaaaaaamn! Look at that Long John Jigaboo Jones!
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A school in the Los Angeles area. It has grades from 6 to 8. Located in a wealthy area. Has a mess up Asian gangsters and a gang load of cholos that always fight each other. The school also has a majority of Koreans since the school is located near Koreatown. Due to problems with Asian and Mexican gangs they made the students wear gayass khakis and either a green or white polo.
John Burroughs Middle School is fuckin ghetto as fuck.
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Catholic High School on Long Island, close to the Great South Bay. Known for its athletics along with increasingly high SAT scores. In the summer Gilgo beach is 75 percent people who go to or who have gone to St. Johns. Most kids lean towards the "preppy" side of style, but there are a few punks, guidos, and rapper-wannabes thrown in too. Social heiarchy is a major part of the school, but usually students find thier own nook in the first year. The teachers, with the exception of the math department, are helpful and knowledgeable. The rules may seem strict if you have previously gone to public school, but most of them pertain to the uniform, and if you don't screw that up majorly, you can pretty much get away with anything. St. Johns is one of the only Catholic schools on LI that still has a senior prom. Save up for the senior trip to disney too. The spicy chicken sandwich in the cafeteria is awesome.
"I was at gilgo yesterday, and saw 50 people I knew from school, because we all go to St. John the Baptist DHS."
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Used to describe any hairstyle.
John Paul Jones hair always wins no matter what the odds.
If you touch John Paul Jones hair, it self-destructs, so don't touch it
Question: "Master Chief vs Goku"
Answer: John Paul Jones Hair
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