The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.
Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche
When a group of two-three douche bags are alone, and/or mixed with another group of people, and are doing douchey things with one another.
Hey, look! It's Bob, Steve, and Pete hanging out by my locker and they won't move out of my way. What a douche-a-rama!
Someone that is supremely douchey and has surpassed the 5 levels of douchiness. They are typically seen driving old GM cars, wearing boomer braces at the gym, and have a silver spoon in their mouth.
Durkah is the douchiest human to ever exist. They are really acting like a douche lord.
A phrase that describes someone who's wicked gay and thinks they're cool and badass
Girl:"i hate Holly!"
Girl2:"yeah she's douche mad"
Term used to describe the group of males lingering in various locations (i.e. bars, clubs, bowling allies, etc.) near last call, hoping to scam on desperate and/or intoxicated females.
Also referring to the quality of man, being as these creatures are of the lowest quality and are often compared to pond scum, or the crap at the bottom of the toothbrush holder in your bathroom.
Ex. It's slim picking when all that's left is the douche scum of this place.
The douche monster or the monster of douches.
Like a mega douche but way douchier.
It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra”
Jose aka El douche-acabra is at it again.
that hip new age guy that just built a new house down the street and has a tesla. but no local job in the area and out to take a mile. usually seen tryna hit that grind by using the locals for their services.
that douche mannequin is a lazy bastard. lets go raid his settlement.