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daniel asay is a very handsome and kind boy, he’s one of a kind and cannot be replaced by anyone. his black hair is always soft to the touch and his beautiful smile is so captivating that you could stare at his smile all day long, daniel is that person that likes to see others smile and will be there if you need him. he cares for his friends and loved ones, his child like personality makes him fun to be around and he could make you smile for hours. daniel is just that type of guy you should hide your girl from.
girl: “hey have you seen the new kid daniel asay?”
boy: “yea but sophia almost saw him”
girl: “what’s wrong with that?”
boy: “i wouldve lost her dude”
boy: “that man is seggcy”
every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.
me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people
1. The act of jerking off; Masturbation
1 : Dude, see that guy over there?
2 : Yeah..
1 : He’s gonna jack the daniel.
the legend that holds great powers and has an impact on girls when they see him, he is unknown which where he originated from but they say he came for Australia
That guy walking past us is such a "daniel collier"
A large sexy man with a fat cock, presumably hairy and short. he loves to goon and edge on urban dictionary words. he doesnt like to talk, but when you bring up anime. he comes alive. jumps out of his clothes and starts humping your leg. he has a anime body pillow that he keeps under his bed. he has a vast collection of Cock rings fit for every purpose. he also has a huge hairy ass
donavan: is that Daniel the freak?
Jack: dude what the hell, why is his ass so big?????
Donavan: idk, i can see that shit from the back
the coolest home guy in the whole world. he wears patagonia jackets and ugg boots. he also likes to play mario cart in tech class
whoaaa look at daniel fedor! he's awesome