Lucci the Mexican

Lucci the Mexican - lucci most know for his relationship with Consuela from family guy and being the body inspiration for El macho in Despicable me 2 with them thick A$$ eyebrows he should shave them down

Lucci the Mexican definition - ain’t you the Mexican that jumped the the border to go plant, avocados and pinto beans, and your next-door neighbor backyard

shaking my mexican

When you're in the car and your friend is swerving in and out of lanes and they shake your chipotle

"Stop swerving you're shaking my Mexican!"

mexican babysitting

Hiding money strange places so nobody will find it mexican babysitting .

Mexican babysitting.The prostuite always “Mexican babysitting her money . “She glued the money inside her wig. Mexican babysitting. Hides money places no one will find . Mexican babysitting hides money strange places in your house . Or other strange places no one will ever find .

Mexican mother

To shove your dick in her ass while she screams Mexican slurs at you

Dude I totally shocked her with the Mexican mother

mexican dirtymax

A Mexican American who drives a Chevy Duramax diesel.

There goes a Mexican dirtymax driving down the road

mexican crispy

When your girl burns your nuts with a lighter right before you get off.

I was just about to get there, but out of the blue , she got out lighter and gave a mexican crispy.

Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.

Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.