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Post poop, one must always scream with the immensity of their lungs that they have just taken a poop. This is so that the general public is aware of their poop. Warning of the poop is mandatory, as manners and respect for others is taken into account while pooping. This is especially true in public bathrooms, where the poop is usually met with a round of applause after being announced. This is a law of the number 2 and should always be exercised no matter the colour, girth, length, or breathlessness of the poop.
Markus: *takes a poop*
Mason: *sitting in stall beside him*
Markus: "I JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Mason: "HE JUST TOOK A POOP!"
Entourage: *round of applause*
Mayor: "Thank you for your service!"
The best day of the year-go outside and poop, or just die, your choice.
Friend: Let’s go poop!
You: Why?
Friend: Are you dumb? It’s national poop day!
A Poop so much like clay you could throw a pot with it.
Just had a potter's wheel poop. Would have made a nice planter!
Haha funny fart pis no boobies, pissing rn poop piss haha fart poop.
I love to piss poop piss
me too
It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.
Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"
Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.
Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.
When shit hits the fan and all your tech breaks and keeps breaking
"The day in general has kinda been like a Technological poop explosion" - Projekt Melody