evolved poop dollar

a prank played on strangers involving laying on the ground with a rolled up dollar bill in your butt crack

Dylan- "check out this dollar!"
Josh-"where did you get that?"
Dylan-" that dudes sweet cheeks"
Josh-"OH NO... EVOLVED POOP DOLLAR"

Poop fart lol

Poop fart lol is used only for higher quality speakers and pimps

Chad:poop fart lol

Bitches: SO HANDSOME 🥵

sharp poop scratch

when you poop it scratches you rectum if your poop is hard

ouch my poor butt. That sharp poop scratched my butt

Pickling your poop

The act of leaving a shit in the toilet to ferment, for others to enjoy later (or not).

Dad: Why does it smell like shit in here?
Son: You know why...
Dad: Damnit son, are you pickling your poop again?
Son: 😁

piss poop piss

Haha funny fart pis no boobies, pissing rn poop piss haha fart poop.

I love to piss poop piss
me too

Terminal poop disorder

It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.

Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"

Captain Poop Dick

Someone with a lot on their mind and is being a dick to everyone.

Casey has been acting like Captain Poop Dick all day.