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When you have to use #2 (take a shit) so bad that your asshole quivers uncontrollably as you green apple quick step to the bathroom.
Me: Man, I almost did not make it to the restroom!
Friend: why you say that?
Me: my asshole was sucking buttermilk as I rushed to get to the “throne”!
When a female is attached to the fan, upside down. Then turn the fan on. She will begin spinning while being upside down. This has been said to cause great pleasure for the man as she spins her mouth around his dick.
"yeah man she gave me the best spiral suck ever last night , she was just dangling over my dick like a spider!"
It means your friend with the nickname fred should go suck a dick while getting it up the ass
Me: Go suck a dick fred
Fred: Eww i aint gay
Me: Yes you are....
Fred: True....
When Kiwi says something you don't like
Kiwi Joins call
Kiwi: Hello.
speadson: Suck my dick Kiwi
The new generation of douche bags who are writing the definitions for urban dictionary and are being too literal and completely unfunny and should definitely stop adding/editing or should ensure that their entries are humerous
Cum Sucking Fagwads should make sure urban dictionary definitions are funny!
When someone or something is so salty that they bring trash memes into there comebacks.
Joe " Haha you stupid that you dont know what 9+10 is!"
Robert " Dude your just sucking on memes."
Typically used as a triumphant call when you out fish everyone else on the lake
Chris yelled "suck it dave" as he again caught the most and largest fish of any others, especially Dave.