When some one calls around five people and they call people so theres like ten people on the phone at the same time. Usually starts around 10pm and goes till like 2am.
Who's on party hotline tonight? O its just Shane, Brett, Danny, Moni and Ria, well lets get it going.
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WHEN SOMEONE YOU KNOW FINALLY ADMITS HE OR SHE IS A HOMOSEXUAL YOU THROW THEM A COMING OUT PARTY SAYING FAREWELL TO THERE STRAIGHTNESS.
DID YOU HEAR JOE FINALLY ADMITTED HE WAS NOT STRAIGHT? WE SHOULD TOTALLY THROW HIM A GOING A GAY PARTY
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The act of announcing a campaign for the office of President that results in most voters reacting like they've had painful forced anal intercourse.
1st Voter: "Did you see Michelle Bachman's Rick Perry Party the other day"
2nd Voter: "My electoral butt hurts after that announcement"
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1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.
2) A real sausage fest.
"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."
"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."
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A complete an utter embarrassing video attempting to portray the "ISU lifestyle." It is an embarrassing rendition of kids trying to be "college." What's really impressive is how the video on youtube filters out comments so that only the positive ones are displayed. I the guys who made the video are that cool they wouldn't have to filter out the negative comments. I hope for the sake of men everywhere the video is removed because its THAT embarrassing.
Guy 1: Hey have you heard that ISU party anthem yet?
Guy 2: Yeah I lost my manhood just by watching it!
Guy 3: Hey at least we go to ISU so were all jag offs anyways!
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the low you hit after a great party
dan: dude, why you so bummed? that party was great!
john: just post-party depression
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A party that consists of drinking a lot of Dr. Thunder and watching the movie Pootie Tang.
"Damn dude, that Dr. Thunder Party was off da hook! I love Pootie Tang!"
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