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A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.
JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.
When you clean your vagina with pickle juice
Bro, why does your vagina smell like pickles?
Well, I just got done douche pickling.
Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.
Geez he is such a douche pit
A bar with 50 guys and 3 slags.
Me and a buddy walk into a bar looking for action. As we walk in, we quickly realize what a douche pit it is and quickly leave.
1. Ultimate phrase when comparing containers of douches.
2. The ultimate insult when talking to Scott or Joey.
Scott, you're a douche shuttle.
A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7
god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!
A super insecure douche that still uses the word "fag/faggot" in 2016. Like really?😂 Grow up.
Don't be a douche using the word fag dude