Rule 2

You do not talk about Rule 1.

Person 1: Hey do you wann know what Rule 1 is?
Person 2: Sure.
Person 3: WOAH WOAH WOAH... Rule 2...
Person 1: Oh yeah sorry I forgot.

Rule 2

Discreet method of letting someone know not to be a dickhead.

Gerald: Yo, why her lips look like a batty hole
Honest Northern Man: Rule 2 mate, that’s my girl

Rule 2

As her boy friend u have every right to annoy her and say sorry especially when she’s mad

According to rule 2 i can do this

Rule 2

Rule #2: Your bass player is a useless cunt.

I can't really think of any way to use Rule 2 in a sentence, I'm sorry.

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

Exception to rule 34

The only exception to rule 34 is rule 34 itself

What is the exception to rule 34?
Rule 34

3 second rule

Originally used in basketball, often termed as lane violation.

For modern day use, it's for when you drop your food on the ground, but you say " 3 second rule!" as an excuse to say that your food remained clean.

"Yo hand me that juicy barbeque bacon burger"
"There you go bro.. *OH SHIT I DROPPED IT*"
"Pick that shit up, 3 second rule you remember?"