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A man with an overly large ass with huge ass tits
That queer named Jamie is a faggot ass bitch tits.
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1) Nothing beats a raw abundance of natural resources; not intelligence, not sophistication; not will-to-win; not experience.
2) Men will always choose base sensuality over other character traits.
3) In improtu beauty contests - as might be conducted at nifht club or bar - only women with larger than average breasts have a serious chance at winning.
Distracted by the conviction that Northerners were awkward city boys the Confederacy forgot that the Umion had more men, more steel and more gunpowder; and that big tits always win.
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When someone gets burned really bad at any activity. An epic fail. Becoming a loser.
When I got dumped, my girlfriend said I have a small dick.
Dude, you were getting your tits lit by her.
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Someone of Asian decent who swaps tits with the mongolians
Dominic wondered if that man was an Asian Mongolian Tit Swapper or not
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This is a definition of how a girls leg to boob ratio stacks up. You do not take the face into account. First you look at the legs of a girl, NEVER trust the calfs. So it is from the knee upwards. You are looking for, tone, shape and general smooth/sexyness. You then move up to the boobs. The bigger the better! The reason you look at the legs first is to filter out any poor calls, i.e. by giving a girl a good ration only to find out she has legs like a Roman Legionair which is never a good thing. You give a mark out of 10 and carry on with your day.
How to grade a Tit to leg ratio (TTLR)
Perfect, long legs, great boobs = 10
Fat stubby legs, small boobs = 0
Everything else is for you to decide.
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Adj. Similiar to makes my ass hurt. This phrase describes a person who is so annoying that even their presence cause you to feel terrible.
I wanted to have a good time at the Christmas Party, but dealing with my sister-in-law makes my tits heavy.
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Something you say when you're utterly surprised or when something unexpected come up. It is the best phrase when you can't believe something just happened or when there are no other words to describe something.
Oh my titting lord, why did you sleep with that chick last night?
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