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when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.
male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken
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Fred:Has your girlfriend ever choke the piper on you?
Bob:I received one last night and this morning. My penis was aching man. It hurts man it hurts. My penis couldn't breathe...
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When you fuck somebody from behind on a cold night and you use their scarf as grip thus choking the bitch.
Ben: Yo I fucked a bitch so hard last night I wound up scarf choking her.
Tyrone: Damn dog you gave her a real good pounding
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when someone slightly gets turned on by the thought of being choked.
omigosh did you know that ethan has a choke kink?
yea he moaned at the thought of it.
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potentially stopped up toilet -the coughing sound a toilet makes when trying to swallow with too much in its' mouth!!
i tried to flush my waste but experienced toilet choke
i like the super toilets! they never toilet choke!!
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Nothing. Just scoping tits; choking the weasel.
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The act of pinching off a piece of poop that's hanging out of your butthole.
"I choked a russian on her chest!"
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