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The Chinese ninja man who eats squids and noodles with chop sticks, usually they like little kids, likes to say ching ching Chong Chong a lot
Watch out for the ching Chong China man
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When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!
For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =
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When someone is trying to be Asian they greet them with this.
Hey bros Chins in da house
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Chinese for "suck my dick"
Random dude: Hey girl you wanna hong ching my pong?
Girl: What?
Ching Chong Chode Chop is a common game, also refered too as "homies test" and "slamajamahama meat mopping."
Two male contestants (refered to as the Holy Subjects), a male Host (refered to as the Nibba Lord), two females (refered to as the Pussy Prospectors) and at least 3 audience members.
The game is played as followed:
The Nibba Lord will ask a common sense question. The Holy Subjects must answer within 2 seconds, and if a Subject fails to answer correctly or takes too long, the game is brought into phase 2.
In phase two, both Holy Subjects must run towards their assigned Pussy Prospector, declothe them and perform sexual intercourse as fast as possible to the point of ejaculation. The last one to have an orgasm will be brought to the Balls of Shame.
In the Balls of Shame, the losing Holy Subject and a random audience member will be brought up to the stage. The Subject will then have his penis cut off. The dismembered genitals will be inserted deep in the anus of the audience member. The audience member will have to perform oral sex with a random Pussy Prospector while roped to the ceiling and shaken around. The audience member has to orgasm before the dismembered penis falls out of their anus. If they succeed, then they get to leave. If they lose, they are shot and killed on the spot.
Sam: hey man i played Ching Chong Chode Chop last night and i cummed in that bitch so hard my penis cut itself off
Fredrick: i want to become trans and be a Pussy Prospector
1. Meaning Chinese Restaurant or Asian food.
2. 1-800 is simply meaning a number also used in 1-800-hot-linebling
1. YO MY ASIAN CALL 1-800-Cha-Ching
2. The number is 1-800-???
White trash, commonly found in a trailer park dump. Has no control over upper lip.
Man Ching Chang Chong's upper lip is dabbing.
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