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If you were born on this day you’re a bad bitch. A great friend, funny, kind and smart. You’re an undercover freak and when your freak comes to the surface it’s over with. If you were in a movie you’d be the main character. You care a lot about the people close to you and you’d do anything to let them know it. When it comes to relationships you can either be a player or love really hard. Although you have all these amazing sides to you. If you ever got mad, it’d be smart to run. Once someone gets on your bad side, it’s hard to get back on your good side.
Oh your friend was born on July 26, they must be amazing.
July 26 is national fuck your bestfriend day
hey it's july 26, i'm gonna go fuck my bestfriend
Person: Yo its October 26
Other Person: Oh fr... im going to my girl house
It’s National Beat the shit out of Your Friends Day!
Friend: Hey Dude,It’s October 26. Other Friend: Oh no...
The day when you get to fondle any fat guys balls!
Owen: Hey Josh it appears to be October 26 you fat prick gimme dem balls its fondling time
Josh: ok lemme finish my cheese toastie
Best day to ever be born on if you are born on this day you better be happy because you shine brighter than the sky
Rylee: Hey when is your birthday
Friend: October 26th
Rylee: your so lucky
Friend: why
Rylee: October 26th is one of the best days to be born!
Friend: that’s amazing!
Kick a kid named Mason or throw him down a flight of stairs.
Person 1: Mason is such an ass for messing up everything.
Person 2: It’s october 26 so you know what to do.