brick

1. A guy that's a bitch.
2. A wannabe player that can't get any and is too conceited to see his face in the mirror!

Stop touching me you brick!
That brick needs to recognize!

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Brick Tamland

An anchorman for the Channel 4 News in the 70's. Is actually mentally retarded, but now works for the White House with 11 children and a wife. He usually says funny things that make people wonder how he even became an anchorman.

"Where'd you get your clothes? From the.. toilet.. store?"

Brick: "I love.. carpet. I love.. ... desk."
Ron: "Are you just naming things in the room and saying you love them?"
Brick: "I love lamp."
Ron: "Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying that because you saw it?"
Brick: "I love lamp!"

Ron: "So are you going to have your Celebrity Golf Tournament again this year?"
Brick: "No, too many people died last year."

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Brick Phone

The old cell phones that resemble bricks, both in size and weight.

"You still have one of those old Nokias? You could build a house with that brick phone"

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Shat Bricks

To be utterly appalled, amazed, or stunned.

Jesus: "Watch as I turn this water into wine!"
*water changes to wine*
Onlooker: " Holy shit, he really did it. I just shat bricks"

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Deadass Brick

Deadass brick is when its mad cold ya balls about to fall off.

Yo bro its deadass brick

Bro: On god

Deadass Brick- Freezing balls

Eat a brick

equivalent to saying what your saying is nonsense. gonna get real meta when people start carrying around bricks and shoving them up your loud mouth.

oh, please eat a brick, ill even put ketchup on it!

Social Brick

An individual who lacks basic social skills in conversation, often leading to dry ass small talk, making you want to smash their face in with a brick.

Simultaneously, talking to them is like talking to a brick.

I was talking to Patrick the other day, he’s such a social brick; he cannot keep a conversation alive and I want to hit him with a brick.