flexing ice

Flexing- Showing off

Ice- expensive jewelry (usually gold or diamonds)
Flexing ice- showing off expensive jewelry

Look at that fool Tim flexing ice over there even though he's broke.

Flex on Gex

The act of flexing on Gex. May be used to refer to flexing on Gex himself, or applied more broadly to any situation.

I’m gonna Flex on Gex so hard tonight, Jackman’s gonna have to transport me in the ambulance.

False Flexing

When you spend an excessive amount of money in order to look wealthier than you are.

Guy 1: "Hey, you heard Griffin bought a Gucci belt?"

Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"

Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."

Pc flex

We all know one guy that is sick flexing w his pc and set up. He is most probably Filip or Max. Besides they flex they are crying everyday and thinking to kill their selves.

Filip: eyo look at my pc just got new motherboard.
Everyone: just shut the fuck up when will u stop pc flex on us!

Future Flex

The act of a business or corporate entity imposing unnecessary, potentially complicating changes to reliable office equipment or devices for the sake of impressing clientele.

"Management replaced our equipment with fancy new things that malfunction half of the time."

"It's a future flex nobody wanted."

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colon flex

Fart, pass gas or rip ass

My wife and I were snuggled closely on the couch watching The Notebook, when suddenly she did a colon flex, which confirmed she had eaten eggs for dinner.

Not to over-flex

(original: Nepřeflexit)
verb
1. careless activity; do not exceed the literary maximual limit of Flex
2. the eleventh commandment; "You will not over-flex in front of the fellas, since the God of flex would punish you."

Guy1: "Dude, that was just so easy. First try bro, i don't know what was supposed to be the challenge here.
Guy2: "Be careful not to over-flex tho...
Guy1: *Fucks up in a spectacular way*