Wub Fap

To WUB FAP means to be overly excited over dub step music it causes you to wank consistently in time with the music.

"Dude this music hits the spot! I love this so much! I'm going to WUB FAP this!"

or

(in a night club)
"IM WUB FAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MUSIC!!"

Controller fap

1. Pressing a button on a console controller rapidly.

The chainsaw battle in Gears Of War 2 made me Controller Fap.

Fap Factory

A place one goes to fap.

Dude, I caught Josh visiting the fap factory last night. It was sick.

Fap Burn

The scabs and patches of dead skin resembling carpet burns that appear on your penis after excessive wanking.

Guy 1- "Dude, yesterday I tried showering, but the soap stung my doodle so much."

Guy 2- "Oh yeah? Weird... why is that?"

Guy 1- "I got bored over the weekend and got fap burn after jerking off so much.

Guy 2- "Too much info there, buddy.."

brb fapping

Sarcastic expression usually used after someone links to pics involving NSFW activities. Commonly seen on vulgar IRC channels, forums, WoW perverts. BRB FAPPING stands for "Be right back, masturbating"

<MEGANOMA> hey dude, look at these pics.
<macondo> BRB FAPPING

fap gap

another term for a relationship, relating to not having to masturbate for the duration of the time spent in the relationship.

Dude, I've been in this fap gap for like 3 months now!

strategic fapping

fapping before sex to last longer, or during finals when you don't have time to have sex.

Ted: I beated off twice this morning.
Henry: WAT THE wats wrong w/ you
Ted: cuz i know i won't have time to bone tonight or like tomorrow cuz of finals. gotta clean my pipes so i can concentrate in the library, very strategic fapping on my part