Fap Shorts

Shorts worn under your pants, used when you're a cronic masturbator and need to wank off in a semi-public area. You may be alone but there is still risk of someone walking in. You really want to rub ur dick so instead of pulling your pants down which is unexplainable to someone who walks in on you, you wank with you pants on. The fap shorts are used to soak up your sperm and to not stain your pants which would be embarrassing. This way of wanking is useful as if someone walks in, you have a slight chance of passing it off as just being a guy and scratching urself. Unlike if ur sitting there, pants around your ankles, your hand clenching ur throbbing erection, nothing to hide that you are in fact jerking your erection off.
The fap shorts are then removed when given the chance and disposed of, removing all evidence of your quick dispell of sperm.

#1 At a friend's house in an empty room

Geez I could jerk off right now, why does the toilet have to be so close to the living room where everyone is sitting and could easily hear me wanking :(.

Oh wait, im wearing fap shorts! Sweet!
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap ooohhhhhhh fuuuucccckkkkk yyyeeaaaa!

#2 Same place and situation

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap- Door opens

friend: Dude you in here? What ya doing?

You: My balls are fucking itching man, I think I caught something from that tramp last week!

fiend: Oh sucks to be you man!

You: Phhheeewwwwww

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Wub Fap

To WUB FAP means to be overly excited over dub step music it causes you to wank consistently in time with the music.

"Dude this music hits the spot! I love this so much! I'm going to WUB FAP this!"

or

(in a night club)
"IM WUB FAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MUSIC!!"

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Controller fap

1. Pressing a button on a console controller rapidly.

The chainsaw battle in Gears Of War 2 made me Controller Fap.

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Fap Factory

A place one goes to fap.

Dude, I caught Josh visiting the fap factory last night. It was sick.

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Fap Burn

The scabs and patches of dead skin resembling carpet burns that appear on your penis after excessive wanking.

Guy 1- "Dude, yesterday I tried showering, but the soap stung my doodle so much."

Guy 2- "Oh yeah? Weird... why is that?"

Guy 1- "I got bored over the weekend and got fap burn after jerking off so much.

Guy 2- "Too much info there, buddy.."

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brb fapping

Sarcastic expression usually used after someone links to pics involving NSFW activities. Commonly seen on vulgar IRC channels, forums, WoW perverts. BRB FAPPING stands for "Be right back, masturbating"

<MEGANOMA> hey dude, look at these pics.
<macondo> BRB FAPPING

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fap gap

another term for a relationship, relating to not having to masturbate for the duration of the time spent in the relationship.

Dude, I've been in this fap gap for like 3 months now!

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