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In the occasion of a dead cat gangbang it is common etiquette that the last partaker must suck on the cats orifice whilst the host hulk smash the cats stomach. This is the delicacy called a Muddy Catfish
We all had to draw straws for who would get that tasty Muddy Catfish
“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”
* Made legendary by Ian Philpot
“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”
When you think a poo is really big but you look and it's tiny.
Been turtling all day and finally got to the shitter. Went to have a look at the monster, turns out it was only a catfish poo
A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.
I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.