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A soul crushing mental health destroying terrifyingly sad and depressing anime that will leave you emotionally attached to the entire show and characters in a painful way.
why’s your mental health gone so down hill recently?
...I just finished “banana fish”
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The term good fish is a term Michael Jackson used to describe a very attractive woman.
Michael: Damn there’s some good fish back there.
Person: Yea tell me about it
Michael: Did you get her number for me?👀
when an older woman with a bucket fanny goes out on the town in order to attract a young man for sexual gratification. its as if she casts her larger than normal flaps across the room and catches a man like a fish in her net.
as soon as the cougar saw young Brian across the dance floor, it was only a matter of time before her flap fishing efforts netted him, and took him home for some banging.
This is what they order in the ghetto when they are tired of eating fired chicken. At times they may upgrade to the cheese shrimps.
Yo where dey fook iz my cheese fish at I order dat shit over a hour ago. It better not be all greasy.
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Cheesus Fish Snacks Now with the power of Christ
*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.
Did you see those Cheesus Fish? They're the Cheesius.
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when the tissue box fails to reload after someone before you has used it, forcing you to panic for 10 minutes trying to get the damn tissue out of the box using only your pointer and middle finger before someone notices your embarrassing dilemma. Usually takes place in an environment where a snot rocket isn't an option (boss' office, girlfriend's house)
Jim: Stupid defunct tissue box didn't reload so i was tissue fishing with my hamburger helper hands for 10 minutes
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When you text all the chicks that ghosted you hoping one is thirsty enough to respond
At the Bar,
Bro 1: "Fucccc Fornite is down, what should we do tonight?"
Bro 2: "Text Casper and all her friends, time to go dynamite fishing: