guitar hero

A pretty sweet game. But it's nothing in comparison to playing the real guitar.

(continued from one of the Guitar Hero definitions below)

Guitar Player: Oh yeah? Well I'd like to see you play Bark at the Moon on a REAL guitar. ::shreds 'Bark at the Moon' flawlessly on his electric guitar::

Gamer: ::overwhelmed by such awesomeness that he explodes and dies::

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Desktop Hero

An insult thrown out by trolls to scare the general public of internet users. No one is sure as to its actual meaning, but we know it is something along the lines of being a heroine addict that lives on a desktop.

Guy number one: "Wow, I really hate you"
Guy number two: "Y'all are some desktop hero"
Guy number one: "WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?! IT MAKES ME RAAAGE ON THE INSIDE"

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Hero plate

A large plate with either huge servings of one to two dishes or smaller servings of multiple dishes. A plate fit for a very hungry superhero after saving the world.

I'm going to make a hero plate and then pass out from food coma.

War-Hero

That one guy who flew into the darksphere or some shit

That guy saved the world he is just like War-Hero

covid heroes

This refers to the medical personnel that selflessly put their lives on the line for people who may or may not have the covid 19 virus. These people don't look at themselves as heroes but truly are sent by God to help others. They are angels on earth.

Staring at a virus that could take their lives the covid heroes helped to save others.

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Thomas' hero

Not Roman Sanders

Roman is not Thomas' hero

Hero Howard

The man, the myth, the legend. This superhero is a part of the Avengers 4 and use Despacito 2 as their theme song. His superpower is Kindness and he happens to be the only one in the group that has one.. During the day he works at a really bad middle school and is called Dr. Howard or Daddy Howard. See Daddy Howard

kid from table 1: yo did you see that game last night
kid from table 2: yeah man it was lit, did you see the part when obama-
Hero Howard: LEGS UNDER THE TABLE BOI *blows whistle 5 times into the microphone*
bystander: There he is! Hero Howard has been saving kids from having a social life since 2000!