17:59

Pronounced: Seventeen-fifty-nine

Ah yes-It's Guinness time!

Derived from the Guinness ad campaign that graced our British television sets in the 2000s

Jack: what time is it Ben?
Ben: why! its 17:59....
Both: GUINNESS TIME!!!

april 17

national booty pic day. if you ask someone for booty pics they must send the best pics.

hey brian it’s booty pic day. oh hell yeah.
april 17 get good booty pics.

17 october

the most beautiful/pretty/handsome/gorgeous people are born on this date so remind them

hey it’s my birthday- 17 october

you are the most beautiful girl ever- any other date

November 17

National dick down ur girlfriend day

-dude why is ur girlfriend limping

•ooh u dont know? it was november 17 yesterday

january 17

National grab tit day, grab that thots tits!

see that big tittie thot! It’s national grab tit day, i’m gonna go grab her boobs
January 17

January 17

National hoe day

If you were born on January 17 you are a hoe

june 17

the gay day its the gayest day in the whole world

hey you on that june 17 shit