January 17

national give your guy friend sloppy toppy day

on this day you must give a guy friend the sloppiest blowjob possible if he asks

Chad: "hey Emily, its January 17, you know what that means."

Emily: "fine pull down your pants"

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January 17

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 17
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

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17 october

the most beautiful/pretty/handsome/gorgeous people are born on this date so remind them

hey it’s my birthday- 17 october

you are the most beautiful girl ever- any other date

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November 17

National dick down ur girlfriend day

-dude why is ur girlfriend limping

•ooh u dont know? it was november 17 yesterday

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january 17

National grab tit day, grab that thots tits!

see that big tittie thot! It’s national grab tit day, i’m gonna go grab her boobs
January 17

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January 17

National hoe day

If you were born on January 17 you are a hoe

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june 17

the gay day its the gayest day in the whole world

hey you on that june 17 shit

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