September 24

National Masturbation day is where you go inside the girls locker room day where you grab a vsco girls hydro flask and shove it inside your bootyhole.

Omg it’s September 24 get your dildo ready!

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may 24

The Day a G.O.A.T was born from greatness to kindness of the whole world if not an oofer but An OOPHER

I was born May 24

Other Guy: i shall follow and respect you

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24 January

The day when the most beautiful girls are born.

When were you born?
24 January..

Yeaah. That's why you're so beautiful!

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September 24

Lucky charms

Mmmm lucky charms September 24 means mmmmm lucky charms

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May 24

National grab your friends big boobs day.

Hey girl it’s may 24 you know what that means!

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24-7

When someone thinks they actully work harder then they really do.

On the job, making the tough decisions 24-7. That's 24 hours a week, 7 months a year. You can count on it:

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April 24

National rape day?No dude it’s the battle of the joshes.I hope josh wins

Hey josh are you going to the josh fight on April 24th

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