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Having sex with someone who is in the process of transitioning.
What happened last night?
Got really drunk and made a 3/5ths compromise.
January 5th, 2022. 2 irresponsible staff members from the discord server "TheNeonNados" hosted raids in multiple servers which was against staff code. They got into trouble (not really wtf) and said they'd never do it again. Both staff members claim this never happened. Well it did and there were multiple witnesses that claim they saw the horrors of the raid.
Jan 5th Incident is real and you can't deny it
International boobies/titties day on the subreddit r/teenagers
Guy 1: damn were you on r/teenagers on January 5th, 2023?
Guy 2: no, what happened?
Guy 1: it was the day where basically every post on the sub was about boobs or tits!
Criminal Offense charge that is received when commiting acts of ballbagery.
Complaining about your neighbors loud music on a Sunday to someone who doesn't care? You'll be charged with a 5th Degree Ballbag.
A meal that is so good you pop a boner. A meal that is just phenomenal! Delicious meal!!
That porkchop dinner was a 5th table leg meal!
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A Tuesday when nothing worth noting happened. No major losses occurred. On another note, music in general started getting better the next day.
I remember April 5th, 1994 like it was yesterday. It was a Tuesday, and the worst part of the day was when I got a flat tire on my way home from work
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My friend is high and can't answer with a simple yes or no.
Sam: "Have you masturbated?"
Friend: "I plead the 5th."
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